2017 Bio BY: Yancy, Historian and Keeper of Score
Every asshole with a mouthhole and a piercing will tell you all day long where the birthplace of punk is and how punk is dead. Mealy mouthed milk-breath dullards all! Whatever they have to say is wrong- but that is neither here nor there. Those possessing the will would rather search out where the heart of punk still beats and beats strong! That place is inarguably Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. For decades the strongest vessel bringing raging blood to this heart has been Pittsburgh punks ever vigilant guard dogs, SUBMACHINE. Real people playing aggressive, desperate, angry music with a wry smile.
The product of a dying system full of liars, grifters, and thieves, the willful SUBMACHINE begs no pardon, asks no forgiveness or favors, but rather offers up live performances fueled by frustration and chaos that continue to strengthen old bonds and create new ones. This is not what the doctor ordered, this is simply what we need.